””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
im poor ill try it
I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.
I need one.
I’m sorry. Can we just go back to the bit where you just have a LAWN DINOSAUR? Where can I get one of those?
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the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything
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