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awwww-cute:

For my cake day, I thought I’ll show you a picture of my former best friend

awwww-cute:

For my cake day, I thought Iโ€™ll show you a picture of my former best friend

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcherโ€™s โ€œAlriiiiight!โ€ and Bob Belcherโ€™s โ€œOh my godโ€

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank youโ€ฆ Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

nw44:

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

yes yes yes yes yes

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make outโ€ฆ a check to me for 500,000 dollars

imhotpickme:

as-cosy-as-can-be:

This is a wildlife bridge in the Netherlands. Wildlife bridges are designed to help animals cross busy highways in safety. They don’t just protect wildlife from being hit by cars - they also connect fragmented habitats and help populations intermingle and breed. The Netherlands is leading the way in designing these bridges. The country is home to more than 600 similar crossings.


this is wonderful tbh

imhotpickme:

as-cosy-as-can-be:

This is a wildlife bridge in the Netherlands. Wildlife bridges are designed to help animals cross busy highways in safety. They donโ€™t just protect wildlife from being hit by cars - they also connect fragmented habitats and help populations intermingle and breed.ย 

The Netherlands is leading the way in designing these bridges. The country is home to more than 600 similar crossings.

this is wonderful tbh

Brad Pitt (1988)

americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

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