Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice
They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.
With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
Just don’t forget that Cassandra Clare was the one who made you ship incest
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”