May 2013
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
dogesexual:
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
“La sonrisa le formaba una especie de rayitos junto a la comisura de los labios....”
– Mario Benedetti. (via alexandrave)
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
gelatins:
*inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* no
hardly-a-fairytale:
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
only second to talking to your dentist.
union-george:
maliksbradford:
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have an ask limit it should be my parents
And teachers
And tests
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
